12 July 2020
I guess it’s time to confess my “white supremacism.” It was inevitable. Keep changing the definition and eventually it will land on me. Now that the new definition of “white supremacism” is “rational, sober, reflective, factual, and objective” it is time for me to embrace it.
But what to do with this newly found “white supremacism?” I know! I shall objectively (or “white supremely”) compare certain public figures in light of their records and rhetoric, and conclude therefrom that:
Lawrence Jones is smarter than Jesse Watters,
Ben Carson is smarter than Steve Mnuchin,
Candace Owens is smarter than Joy Behar,
Larry Elder is smarter than Brian Stelter,
Walter Williams is smarter than Robert Reich,
Thomas Sowell is smarter than Paul Krugman,
And Eric July is smarter than Marshall Mathers.
But that’s no surprise. They’re all probably “white supremacists” too!
This was admittedly a brief and cursory review, and I may have some of these relationships reversed (but I doubt it.) I naturally welcome correction or other insights. Since I am a “white supremacist” you can be confident that I WILL be swayed by facts and reason, if not leftie tears.
update 210104: The list above was an approximation, based on my (perhaps too distant?) observations. At this time, however, I now sadly conclude that Robert Reich is smarter than Walter Williams, and has been since about the 2nd of December. Or at least he presently demonstrates considerably more brain activity. Meanwhile, for now, Spokesmodel Select Biden remains smarter than rocks, as President Select Harris remains nicer than cholera, mosquitos, AND poison ivy.