15 March 2023
Know, oh Wimps, that in the days before the children drank Wet Clams and the rise of the Buns of Soy, that there was an Age Undreamed of, when men with Arduous Jobs and Gigantic Thirsts quaffed mugs of heady brews and trampled peanut shells beneath their iron-toed boots.
“Ain’t givin’ damns when we’re drinkin’ Wet Clams!”