21 December 2023
Santa Goth says, “You better not cry
If you got mascara under your eye.”
Or you’ll end up lookin’ just like a clown!
He knows that it’s all pointless,
He’s sure we’re gay and lame.
He doesn’t care what’s good or bad,
‘Cause to him it’s all the same!
His shading is grey, his hoodie is black,
The tats on his knuckles are wicked and wack!
Santa Goth is dressed for the town!
Brass studs and leather trousers,
With piercings in his nose,
He shows no sign of gaiety
From his sneer down to his toes!
Oh! Ya better step back, ya better not smile,
Happiness is just too far from his style.
Santa Goth just lives for your frown.
Yeah, Santa Goth is bringin’ us down!
31 October 2023 — T.R.E.N.D.S
Though Marvin Hagler warned that it could be this way,
That Jab’s a jolt; we’re woke, we think we’ll be okeh!
But now I’m short of breath in what should be prime years,
So I’m tradin’ in my vaccine card for just a couple beers!
And I’ll be lying down,
In a box down somewhere cold,
I’ll be in the ground,
Though our story must be told.
I won’t be around,
No I won’t be there for you.