Jack Black(190217)
He eschews both “Thomas” and “Jacob” and answers to “Jack”. From the “Soup-Nazi-of-Record-Store-Clerks” in High Fidelity, to the befuddled music instructor in School of Rock (a Dead Poets Society for head bangers?) this one time “challenged” student has carved out a niche for himself in comic and musical film. Though not quite the Pick of Destiny, his financial security seems assured. With steady work in feature flics, television, you-tube, animation and video-games, the acclaim of his peers and his commitment to Tenacious D et al, Jack’s artistic and professional orbits rival those of his satellite engineer parents’ other high-flying issue.
Black History Month, part IV
Hugo Lafayette Black
1886-1971
Democrat®, Klansman, segregationist, imperialist aggressor, he served as a Captain in The Great War, and as Senator from Alabama from 1927 to 1937. He led the filibuster that ultimately exhausted and defeated an intended “anti-lynching” measure in 1935. His vigorous defense of FDR’s “New Deal” to overturn the Constitution’s contract protections (among other crimes), his support for the “court packing” bill designed as a democratic end run around judicial review, and his criticism of the “judicial excess[es]” of an antagonistic court all led to his appointment to the Supremes in 1937 after Justice Devanter‘s departure.
Black History Month, part III
Eric Black, Jr. (190209)
While reportedly “only” the wheelman in the drive-by murder of Jazmine Barnes, Mr Black nevertheless had a profound impact not only on Miss Barnes’ immediate family, but also on Houston’s community overall. As happenstance put a “skinny white man in a red pick-up” near the scene, this also fueled an unfortunate and unnecessary narrative of alleged racist hate crime. For a week this phantom suspect was sought and discussed, to no purpose other than fanning the flames of discord and distrust.
Our hearts break for Miss Barnes and her family,
as our contempt for her killers knows no bounds.
update 220209: Still awaiting trial for felony murder, Eric Black was released on bond on 24 June 2019. Jazmine Barnes remains dead.
Black History Month, part II
Clint Patrick Black (190205)
Though he affects the same demeanor as another “Singin’ Cowboy” and his resume does include the citation “actor” he has nowhere near the screen time as King Roy Himself nor likely even any individual “Trigger.” None of which means of course that one is or is not the Better Man. Nevertheless, with a string of contemporary country hits through the Nineties and the Noughties, and still churning them out, albeit at a more relaxed pace, Clint has not been Killin’ Time. Eschewing schooling in favor of education, he dropped out of Senior Juniorhigh in the early Eighties to pursue his musical career, once again demonstrating the superiority of higher education over government indoctrination.
Black History Month, part I
Baxter Black (190201)
Navy brat ‘n’ Brooklyn native, this cowboy poet was schooled in vet’rinary medicine at the New Mexico and Colorado State Universities. Before quittin’ medicine fer poetry ‘n’ shootin’ the breeze fer a livin‘, he specialized in typical cowboy critters — hosses ’n’ heffers ’n’ such like. Abidin’ in Arizona these days with his Cindy Lou, he still gets published reg’lar and speaks his mind now and then on the public radio. Doin’ without cell phone, TV, or fax, Bax says, “Ya either are [a cowboy] or ya aren’t.”
As of 220201 (today) he resides in Benson, Arizona, where he owns the “Coyote Cowboy Company,” a publishing company specializing in his own works.
Seventeen Stars
17 January 2019
670127 — Roger Chaffee, Gus Grissom, Edward White.
860128 — Francis Scobee, Michael Smith, Judith Resnick,
Ellison Onizuka, Ronald McNair, Gregory Jarvis, Christa McAuliffe.
030201 — Rick Husband, William McCool, Michael Anderson,
David Brown, Kalpana Chawla, Laurel Clark, Ilan Ramon.
Apollo. Challenger. Columbia.
Sixteen Americans and one Israeli.
Thirteen men and four women.
Pilots, engineers, soldiers, mission specialists, payload specialists, surgeons, teachers, explorers, scientists.
Heroes.
Seventeen lives lost to America’s official space program.
As we fix our gaze beyond the horizon and press the frontier we are oft admonished by a merciless fate and an indifferent nature. We can be struck down at a moment’s notice. We can scurry back to our caves and lick our wounds and pray to kinder gods or we can venture back out again. And again. And again and again and again and claim our birthright.
Exploration is a risky business, and life itself is dangerous. Those who would condemn the proponents of manned space exploration will no doubt continue to drive automobiles, fly in airplanes, and purchase electrical appliances for their homes. There is no safe technology, there is only the acceptance of calculated risks — that can prove to be killers — that have also saved and succored so many millions more.
Robots in space have their place, but only boots on the ground can answer the one vital question pertaining to the frontier:
“Can we hold this ground?”
Sic Semper Shalom
5 November 2021
As an American atheist, the “Sharia Laws” with which I am most familiar (no wine or hard liquor to be sold on Sundays or fines for public nudity or prison for sodomites, for example) are mostly of the Judeo-Christian variety. I am less concerned with Buddhist or Hindu or Muslim silliness, but because these faiths also energize literally billions, I take pains to familiarize myself with their mythology. To that effect, I have been reading The Quran lately. As literature, it doesn’t compare well with its competitors. Ye Olde Testament and Edith Hamilton’s Greek Mythology are still tied for the best stories, but The New Improved Testament and The New World Testament are not far behind. The Quran and The Bhagavad Gita are both very dry and tedious, but nevertheless interesting.
But The Quran has its unique charms. I get the impression that it was inspired (contrary to the pedophile Mohammed’s claim) because Leviticus just wasn’t harsh enough. Chapter 8, verses 14 & 50 both prescribe death by fire for unbelievers, while chapter 9, verse 17 reiterates that we will be in the fire forever. Like the other texts, it is not always explicit, so some Imams will interpret that as prescriptive – put them to death with fire – whereas others claim that it is merely predictive – they will burn in Hell (“What an evil destination.”) Nevertheless, it is a gruesome and cruel notion, difficult to reconcile with the claim that “Islam is a religion of peace.”
Or maybe not so difficult. After all, Joe Gill’s and Pat Boyette’s creation, The Peacemaker (now being portrayed on the screen by commie tool John Cena), was so committed to peace that he was “willing to FIGHT for it.” And the motto of the Strategic Air Command, as I was reminded every morning when I reported to the Jet Shop, was “Peace is our Profession.” Upon reflection, I guess it’s not such a stretch. What’s more peaceful than a corpse?
The Beginning of Wisdom
“Logic… logic… logic is the beginning of wisdom.”
— Roddenberry, Nimoy, & Konner
(Spock, The Undiscovered Country)
“Fear of [our authority] is the beginning of wisdom.”
— Shamans throughout the Ages
My Statist Friends…
211006 — “That’s a good thing!”
Many of my statist friends who remember passing Philosophy 101 object to my comparing the government to the Mafia. They say I’m trying to compare apples to oranges. They may have a point, over-broad comparisons can often be more distracting than helpful, so they should always be used with caution.
However… apples? oranges? These are both GOOD things!
Comparing government to other criminal organizations is more like comparing hemlock to nightshade.
210921 — The Trouble with Logic
Did a wicked God create cancer, diabetes, and mosquitos,
Or is a weak God unable to protect the innocent?
171227 — A Puppies and Rainbows Act
American partisan politics has been replete with lies since its inception. America’s first political party consisted of centralist nationalists, and they called themselves “Federalists”. That left the actual federalists (including the authors of the Kentucky and Virginia Resolutions) to call themselves “Democratic Republicans” (surviving unto this day as the Democrat party, the oldest living political party on Earth).
Just as the names stuck, so too did the mendacious traditions of our partisan “Representatives.” They constantly flaunt their falsehoods, from the “PATRIOT ACT” to RomneyCare 2.0 (“If you like your policy, you can keep it!”) to “Net Neutrality”.
Rest assured, if the Congress were to pass a Puppies and Rainbows Act, a careful reading of it would reveal its true designs to incinerate enough puppies so as to pump enough particulate matter into the atmosphere as to render rainbows impossible.
171202 — “[Do you] take EBT?”
This question is actually better than arrogantly assuming that we DO accept your Electric Biscuit Ticket, so thanks for asking.
The QuikkStopp does NOT accept “food stamps” or honor your EBT card because it is already annoying enough to be paying for your groceries. Obliging me to participate in my own abuse and to witness your squandering of my stolen money on candy, chips, and “energy” drinks just makes it worse.
Buy your own crap. I know you have cash, I just sold you lottery tickets.
020630 — “Campaign Finance Reform…”
.. is a cynical fraud. It constitutes an Incumbent Protection Racket by erecting unreasonably high hurdles for challengers. It is particularly unjust to independent party candidates. I prefer the First Amendment. Hard money or Soft, let any person give any amount to any candidate, any party, or any PAC.
Irreligious Convictions
5 September 2021
I do not speak for “pro-life atheists,” because I am not all of them. I speak for me, a pro-life atheist, and I believe that abortion is homicide, because it extinguishes a genetically distinct human organism. Once the fetus develops a functioning nervous system, and is capable of feeling pain, it is also torture. It isn’t necessarily “murder,” as some homicides are justified, and some are accidents, but they are all homicides if human organisms die.
I do not speak for “pro-choice atheists,” because I am not all of them. I speak for me, and I understand that in medicine and in physiology, there is no such thing as a risk-free procedure nor a risk-free condition. When it comes to statistical mortality, two things are certain: pregnancy kills women and abortion kills women. I believe that there is ONE person in each scenario who is most qualified to evaluate those risks and to choose which to reject or to embrace, and it isn’t her doctor, her parents, her sweetie, or her god.
And of course, as an anarchist, I also don’t believe that it is the state.
(For those wishing to turn up the angst, for “pro-choice” you may substitute “baby killer” and for “pro-life” you may substitute “fetal fetishist.” I know that many on both sides of this issue are much more passionate than I am, and also that “th’Irish nivver let agrrreement get in th’way of a gud fi’t!”)