Corvallis Gazette-Times, Spring/Summer 1982

“Two of a kind” (Thursday, 17 June 1982, GT)

As Israel expends more and more American hardware in southern Lebanon and kills more and more civilians, the differences between Menachem (“King David Hotel”) Begin and Yassir (“That’s My Baby”) Arafat become less and less clear.

update 171228: As of 1994, the differences continue to fade, as Arafat is awarded his own Nobel “Peace” prize, joining such kill-crazed corpse-mongers as Begin himself, Anwar Sadat, Teddy Roosevelt, and presaging such similar monsters as Al Gore and Barage O’Bombers (Barrack Hussein Walker Bush 44)

“Invest in space” (Monday, 16 August 1982, GT; also edited by Salem Statesman-Journal, 10/14)

The Earth is finite. Man’s aspirations, however, are infinite.

Once we’ve exhausted the Earth, as one of these centuries we must, what then? Shall our teeming descendants return to the muscle and steam technologies of the 19th century, plowing the fields with the help of a mule and traveling by wood-burning locomotive? Shall they forsake the alloys, drugs, and instruments that cushion, illuminate, and even extended our lives? Shall they starve?

As our horizons draw closer to us, we become less safe, less wealthy, and less free. Because our planet is limited and Man’s potential for growth and acquisition is limitless, we must embrace technology. I believe that our physical salvation lies in the exploration and exploitation of our extra-terrestrial frontier.

In light of the foregone, the government’s abandonment of America’s space program seems criminal. What is worse, the abuse and bungling of past administrations and congresses, Republican and Democrat, have so crippled the economy as to render it almost impossible for the private sector to move into space without big bureaucracy’s consent [government’s guidance].

Therefore, I am proposing that all contributions to space research, public or private, be fully tax creditable. This would allow space enthusiasts (that is, survival enthusiasts) to direct their exorbitant tax bills where they may do the most good. Furthermore, I propose that all investments (including loans and the purchasing of stock) in any space-faring enterprise be deducted from a person’s taxable income.

If such a law were to pass within the next year I believe that free enterprise would take us to the moon, to stay, before this century is out.

update 171227: Clearly America missed my deadline, and probably only partly because of not following my advice.
I do remain a space nut, but am now less sanguine about the prospects of tax-credit fueled “free enterprise”. Not that I’ve any quarrels with ACTUAL free enterprise, I’m just not as much the naive congressional candidate running on a platform of ill considered feel good nostrums, Hard Money, and a Secure Frontier. Hey! That’s still mostly my platform! However, I now see “Tax Accountants and IRS Auditors Full Employment Acts” in most prospective tax-credit schemes. I lean now towards more wide scale tax cuts and deregulation and letting an unimpeded market present us with its customary wonders.
And Hard Money and a Secure Frontier!

update 211110:  I’ve since abandoned such weak and weaselly halfway measures as tax credits.  I now advocate for consigning taxation itself to history’s dustbin of embarrassing superstitions.  And clearly, we (homo sapiens) have yet to return to the moon, though there does exist cause for optimism.  Kudos therefore to the Billionaires’ Boys Club and their very impressive “dick measuring contests” of late, from which most notably Wally Funk and William Shatner have benefitted.  And so have I, and Trekkies across the globe, even if we haven’t joined them yet in corpus.  Excelsior!

“Answers to questions” (Wednesday, 8 September 1982)

On September 3, correspondent MD asked:  “Is the congressional franking privilege being used (by Rep Denny Smith) an attempt to convince voters that he is the incumbent in the new 5th District, which has no incumbent?” Probably not. I doubt that he thinks we’re that gullible. He’s just taking advantage of the privilege that the Congress has granted itself to promote its members at our expense.

“Does Smith’s opponent get to mail campaign literature to us at taxpayer’s expense?” Certainly not. The Repucrats and Demoblicans have enough trouble defending their bankrupt programs and unprincipled positions without providing the opposition with free ammunition. Beside which, even if government loot were offered to run my campaign, I could not accept it. Neither I nor Mr Smith has a right to extort money from people in order to promote a cause with which they may differ. As a Libertarian I can only accept voluntary donations.

“Who is Smith’s opponent? What does that opposition stand for?” I am the Libertarian candidate opposing Smith, and I believe that no one, including the government, has the right to initiate aggression against anyone else for any purpose. I believe that the productive are fully entitled to the fruits of their own labors, that no American tax victims should be obliged to support foreign dictators, and that no American GI should die in another useless campaign to make war safe for big business and big government.

update 171227: I’ve since reconsidered my position with regard to accepting “tainted” funds. If I were running for office today and “matching funds” were available from the public trough, I would probably accept them, even as I recognized the possible political disadvantage engendered by a “principled libertarian” accepting plunder funding. I would face the charges head on. I would accept tax pelf from Negan, and if offered, I would accept cash from David Duke, Harvey Weinstein, the Ku Klux Klan, or even the Southern Poverty Law Center.

I would proudly follow the examples of the Righteous Rons (Reagan and Paul). With regard to David Duke, Mr Reagan stated succinctly that just because Duke endorsed him didn’t necessarily mean that he endorsed Duke. Dr Paul explained more fully (not quoting, exactly) to the effect that, “[You say that these are bad people, and because of that you think I should give them their money back? Why? If they’re really bad people, as you say, they’re just going to do bad things with the money. I’m going to spread the message of liberty with it. What’s better than that?]”

So, like the Righteous Rons, I would accept all voluntary contributions, just as I walk on the sidewalk and drive on the streets, even though I know that they’re built with stolen money. Also, I encourage all to accept food stamps, AFDC, Social(ist in)Security, or any other goodies that Negan might be handing out (if you can stomach the process). No matter that we may not be able to directly recompense the original tax victims, at least we’re getting the loot out of the hands of the bandits who took it.

Oregon State University Barometer, 1982

“Intrusion” (Thursday, 28 January)

Once again the Barometer has swallowed the statist line and endorsed yet another intrusion into Oregonians’ personal lives. In this instance managing editor RR applauds the legislature’s proposed “one-time” five per cent income tax surcharge. Of course, he applauds with the proviso that the state realize that this is a one time good deal and that the government get its act together for the future.

What RR fails to realize is the historical fact that any temporary acquiescence on the part of the people is always interpreted by the state as permission to exploit in perpetuity. The fact of the matter is that the current “budget crisis” is a cruel and cowardly hoax. There would be a quarter of a billion dollar deficit only if spending were accelerated as planned. Our meek acceptance of “necessary” tax hikes only invites escalated deprivations by our beneficent civil masters.

“Waste” (Monday, 8 February)

On January 30, Senator Mark Hatfield said government waste was too narrowly defined. Too often we worry about waste, fraud, and abuse (WFA) within a program, but fail to question the usefulness of the program itself. The Drug Enforcement Agency comes immediately to mind. The DEA epitomizes WFA; it wastes tax funds to defraud the public into believing it is necessary to abuse that large minority who use drugs (other than caffeine, alcohol, or nicotine) for recreational purposes.  Other wasteful, fraudulent, and abusive government activities might include the EPA, INS, ICC, FCC, and all extra-national military aid and activity.

“Obscene effort” (Friday, 26 February)

It’s preposterous that an administration that was swept into office on the basis of getting government off our backs plans to prosecute those young American men for the “crime” of noncompliance with mandatory registration for selective slavery.  The “Justice” Department intends to pour our taxes down a rat hole in an obscene effort to disrupt the lives of as many as they can nail.  Since our Constitution clearly prohibits slavery or involuntary servitude except as punishment for crime, it must be a crime in America to be young and male.

“Property rights” (Monday, 1 November)

It’s not at all surprising that “larger economic interests” would oppose the Measure; they’ve already made it through the land-use maze and are now in the catbird seat.  Just as cabbies and Teamsters don’t want their respective preserves deregulated, “them that’s got” don’t want “them that’s not” to have too easy an access to the market.

All regulations of the economy (whether that be land use or petroleum distribution) are purported to be, when they are first proposed, for the protection of the “little guy” or for some other presumably desirable social purpose.

In fact, the history of economic regulation (professional licensure, intracity transport, dairy price supports) shows that the regulation actually protect the few from competition and cost society in higher prices and lost opportunity.

 

 

Corvallis Gazette-Times, winter 1982

“End draft sign-up” (Tuesday, 12 January 1982)

Aspiring Generalissimo Secretary of State Alexander Haig fears that if Mr Reagan puts the kibosh on the draft we would be sending a “message of weakness” to the Soviet Union. Haig is absolutely wrong. An American rejection of involuntary servitude would send a clear message to the world.

Foremost, it would be a message of confidence in the traditions that Americans are supposed to embrace: freedom of choice, freedom of association, and freedom to live our lives. It would be a message of the strength of our convictions, and a sign of the strength of our national character, to state that a free America will never send slave troops to foreign misadventures in Vietnam or Afghanistan or El Salvador.

I have two young sons, and while they are not yet of draft age, as long as it is considered “natural” and “proper” for the government to do such things to our young men, there may very well come a time when they will be faced with a choice of induction, imprisonment, or emigration.  For now I can only wish that Mr Reagan had stood firmly by his pledge to let draft registration die the whimpering death that it deserved.

update 171227: Thirty-five years on, my sons are approaching middle age and are statutorily safe, but my grandson (and, if the Axis of Lefties and Neocons gets its way, my granddaughter) may yet be exposed to potential induction. Also, Leviathan has indeed finally ventured out to squat over “The Graveyard of Empires.”  Imperium delenda est!

 

“Inadequate defense” (Tuesday, 2 February 1982)

While otherwise masquerading as a penny-pinching president, Ronald Reagan has proposed a rearmament program with a price tag of thirteen hundred gigabucks ($1.3 trillion). The Reagan plan is wasteful, dangerous, and perhaps worst of all, inadequate.

To assume that threatening millions of civilians will deter a foreign power from striking first is to ignore the historical evidence that irrational and bloodthirsty governments have formed around irrational and bloodthirsty men (Abraham Lenin, Woodrow Stalin, Benito Delano Rooselini ). If such men were to rise to power in the USA or the USSR again, then the Russian and American people would have great and legitimate cause to fear.

The only rational defense against such a contingency is the barrier provided by an anti-ballistic missile system. The US abandoned its ABM program under the false premise that Mutually Assured Destruction provides a sufficient psychological barrier. This assumes that men are sane. The Soviets, meanwhile, have since improved their ABM capability.
Realistically, the only policy we can pursue is one of rejection of our role of world policeman, and unilateral rearmament.

If we are genuinely concerned about national security, we must:
— Deploy the ABM at once.
— Return the bill (about 50% of our “national defense” budget) for defending Western Europe and Japan to the Europeans and Japanese.
— Repudiate SALT and desist further capitulation to the Soviet Union.
— Remove all economic sanctions and lift trade restrictions from private and corporate enterprises, but let them insure their own risks.
— Kill the MX, B-1, Stealth bomber…

update 171227: Like most of the rest of The West, I overestimated the Soviet Union’s strength and longevity. In retrospect I guess I was a little too modest in my advocacy to cut US “defense” spending. On the other hand, efforts to “keep up with the Amerikanskis” may have contributed greatly to the final Soviet disintegration. We’re not allowed to conduct controlled experiments with history, so we can’t be sure.

 

“Opportunity and freedom” (Thursday, 18 February 1982)

Correspondent DI, in his February 4th letter (“Growth limits freedom”), has mistaken opportunity for freedom and privileges for rights.

To reconstruct his scenario of the lone pioneer, when the first settler reaches an uninhabited area he has the opportunity to exploit the natural domain to the full extent of his talents. When others settle in the neighborhood they recognize, through peaceful negotiation, the rights of the first settler to the property that he has developed. They too have a (diminished) opportunity to develop the free natural domain; it is their conditional privilege of having arrived sooner than others. They have no right, however, to invade previously claimed territory. The first settler’s opportunities are also diminished. He cannot now expand his territory as widely as he had once hoped, but he retains the right to conduct himself and his already established property as he sees fit.

Perhaps a simpler analogy will clarify the matter. We are all free to find gold nuggets in the wilderness, but only a few of us will have the good fortune to get to them first. Once found, they may be kept, spent, or given away as the finder chooses. The owner of property has the sole right to decide its fate.

The state Land Conservation and Development Commission and its cheerleaders, the 1000 Foes of Oregonians, seek not to regulate the acquisition of wealth from unclaimed property, but to restrict the peaceful, private pursuits of rightful property owners. The land is already claimed and lawfully held by the people. If a landowner chooses to subdivide and sell his property, it is his right. It is his property. He seeks not to trespass on others’ rights or freedom, he only asks that his be respected.

DI is quite correct if he suggests that overpopulation requires us to be more careful of our neighbors’ rights. Overpopulation deprives us of certain opportunities, but only aggression can deprive us of our freedom.

 

 

 

Corvallis Gazette-Times, 1981

“Irony” (Thursday, 18 June 1981)

Oh the delicious irony, to see the stories, “Officials ponder packed prison problem” and “Marijuana bust nets 4” on the same page of your June 16 edition. It is either a too appropriate accident, or someone on your staff shares my sense of the absurd.

While I don’t know exactly how many inmates in our state penal facilities are victims of Oregon’s victimless-crime laws, it does seem to me that releasing them would go a long way toward relieving our current calaboose congestion.

“Impractical” (Saturday, 8 August 1981)

Correspondent MB’s suggestion of August 1st that [as a dissuasive measure] all of us who support the freedom of abortion personally participate is impractical logistically, professionally, and ideologically.

The logistical considerations are perhaps the most compelling. As all of us who advocate the execution of capital offenders could not feasibly take part in that act, all pro-choice proponents could not practically participate in preempting pregnancies; there are just too many of us per clinic. Assuming, of course, that we would be permitted to assist. Very few of us are qualified to practice medicine.

Even so, it would be inequitable. I, for one, would resent it, because I, like many who are pro-choice , am also anti-abortion. Being pro-choice, I choose not to participate, I choose not to support, and I choose not to interfere with those who choose otherwise.

(A fairly good Darwinian argument, with which I imagine MB would take issue, can be made to support the pro-choice position: those who abort not only proliferate less than those who do not, but also expose themselves to the statistical mortality that all surgery entails. Ultimately, natural selection will put the abortionist out of business.)

update 180101: Describing myself for decades as both pro-choice and pro-life has been occasionally thorny, as zealots on either side of the issue will assail us for our lack of commitment or conviction.

My commitment is to life, liberty, and the pursuit of property.

My convictions are these. The rights of the host supercede the interests of the parasite. An organism that feeds off of another acts as a parasite. An “acting parasite” that confers some sort of benefit to the host (joy, hope, photosynthesis?) is considered to be in a symbiotic relationship. In the matter of pregnancy, only the host is qualified to distinguish between parasite and symbiote. (On a personal note, I remain grateful to both Busy Body and Drama Queen that they considered my own beloved spawn to be symbiotes rather than parasites.)

Here are some more facts. There is no such thing as a risk free medical procedure, and there is no such thing as a risk free physical condition. History teaches us that pregnancy kills women and abortion kills women. To the extent that most pregnant women are most of the time in their “right minds” they are the only parties qualified to select from risky options.

“Thrilled” (Thursday, 10 September 1981)

Concerning the dilemma of Duke University:

I should think the administration, faculty, collective alumni and student body would be thrilled at the prospect of a presidential library on their campus. Richard Nixon is, after all, a national hero; he’s done more than any other figure in recent history to revive that great American tradition of distrusting government.

update 180102: Not having mentioned his having ended the draft, Tricky continues to figure large in my life. Compliments of Drama Queen, a favorite cat, Milli Kalikimaka, ended up with his middle name.

“Devalued” (Tuesday, 20 October 1981)

Well, there goes another fantasy [shot to hell]. I had thought that I would write to the Treasury Department (or the Director of the Mint, or whomever is in charge of such things) and suggest that, to commemorate the centennial of the Statue of Liberty, the image of Ms Liberty be struck upon the bronze cent, beginning in 1984, the actual date of her centenary. Now, however, the big news (numismatically speaking) is that our copper penny is soon to be devalued (the same dirty trick they pulled with our dimes, quarters, and half dollars in 1965). It would be a miserable mockery now, to imprint the image of that great bronze monument on a copper-plated coin.

On the other hand, it just might be sadly appropriate. In 1884, when the people of France presented the Statue of Liberty to the United States, it was a vivid, graphic symbol of what America represented to the world community. Freedom of expression, freedom of opportunity, and unlimited freedom of admission. The inscription at the base of the statue admirably embodies this philosophy.

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore… I lift my lamp by the golden door.”

Today, official American policy no longer permits unlimited immigration; the sacred symbology of the statue has itself been devalued.

update 180104: editor TM would exercise his prerogative and remove a bit of my prose now and then. [I restore from memory.] I thank Emma Lazarus for her contribution, and apologize for my clumsy edits.

I remain an open borders kind of guy, and think that a border wall is a bad idea whose time has come. I do recognize that open borders plus a massive plunder funded welfare magnet equals the EU. I don’t endorse spending more stolen money on a Great Big Beautiful Wall, I endorse spending less stolen money on The MIC and The Privileged Poor.

update 190911: I recently sent this file to correspondent Al Assassid, citing my enduring gratitude for editorial’s forbearance She responded:
“Chances are editor TM placed Packed Prison Problem next to Bust Nets 4. He was a fan of humor, both obvious and subtle. Not always one to exert forbearance, I‘m glad he practiced it on you.”