13 February 2019
Anti-Semitism is the inescapable confluence of bigotry and demography.
Most ignorant savages hate and fear smart people. They either “think” that we’re evil wizards, or that we’re up to no good. (“[Constantly imposing] their safety and hygiene and prosperity [on the skeptical.]”) On the other hand, they seem to have no trouble at all with their cold beer, TVs, or “smart” phones. (“Oh look! Bright colors!“)
Decades of psychometric examinations on thousands of subjects have clearly shown that, Jews, taken as a cohort, often described as “crafty, cunning, clever, and conniving” (all ways of saying “smarter than me”) are indeed smarter than the rest of us, just edging out the East Asians in second place.
Can’t have that. [Them smart people is up ta sumpthin!]
update 190218:
At Matthew 6:6 Ministries, we are definitely Up to Know Good!
In addition to brains, poetry is also good, and I’d love to provide some. Instead, I’ll offer this collaboration from me and Elvis of Puna, with meter stolen from Hanna, Barbera, or one of their many minions:
Fundtsteins!
Meet the Fundtsteins!
They’re the modern Jewish family!
All their —
Sons are lawyers,
And their daughter has a PhD!
When it’s —
Time for you to pay your tax!
You can —
Be assured that you’ll relax,
With a —
Tax accountant,
Who knows all the hidden secrets,
You’ll never regret,
Your Jewish CPA!