“…you’ve got a hub cap diamond star halo…”
Yeah, well, that’s not quite a beautiful lyric, but I reckon it’s better than…
…you got a low hanging extra wide rear end…
…your tailpipe leaks noxious vapor…
…you got a timing belt out of alignment…
…you got a cracked windshield and torn sun roof…
You dirty Sweden! You’re my girl!
Get it on. Bang a gong. Ghee yong!
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