Step One: Come up with about fifteen seconds of original material.
Step Two: Assemble these essential elements:
“Say what?”
“Whuss’at?”
“Nigga”
“Bitch”
“Par-TEE, par-tay, and let’s git this pahty stahted.”
“U.S.A.”
“Freakay.”
“DJ Wayne Williams”
“Secret Place”
“Layees uhn djelmun”
“Yeeah, Ow, and Uh!”
Step Three: Distribute liberally throughout original work plus another fifteen seconds of stol– uh, “sampled” material, and repeat several times.
(Helpful hint, no extra charge: Strang and Thang — they rhyme!)
Oh lord, stalkin‘ an old die yuppin.
190928
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