SO (please don’t) SUE ME

Assuming there are any profits, of course. So far Piracy Press consists of me (Lethargy Lad, Editing Emir and Digital Doofus), my scanner/printer, Bill Gates’ software, and the United States Post Office. What I print is mostly given to my friends who haven’t complained enough for me to stop yet. Some have seen fit to subsidize my efforts, but any “profits” are still strictly imaginary.

Besides…

Piracy Press is a non-profit enterprise dedicated to the preservation and distribution of great art and ripping good yarns. We are strictly small time, and if you’re so self-absorbed as to take this to trial it can be certain that you MAY NOT HAVE (that would be both incidental and irrelevant) but you WOULD BE the biggest dick in the court.

Still, I’m eager for ya’ll to make contact, and please do. I’m too lazy to look all of ya up, and frankly a little embarrassed by the smallness of my “enterprise.” Still, I fancy that you’ll like what I’ve done and that maybe we actually can see some sort of profit (a little more generous to me than a hundred per cent for you, I hope), and, as always, there seems to be no limit to the amount of praise that my ego can soak up.
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O’Neil’s “Question”

15 May 2019

Denys Cowan is a fine illustrator and storyteller and I do not hold him responsible for the execrable abomination that was Dennis O’Neil’s “Question.” Even as parody Alan Moore’s Rorschach is closer and kinder to Ditko’s vision than Denny’s pusilanimation.

update 210627: correspondent LW confesses that “[a]lthough [he] understood nothing of his morality the Vic Sage character the Question was [his] second favorite of the Charlton characters.”

The Question takes my top spot, both among Ditko creations and “Charlton properties” overall.
I also find it curious that I prefer both Steve Ditko‘s and Ayn Rand‘s “prototypes” to their grand opi (The Question vs Mr A and Fountainhead vs Atlas Shrugged). They both got it just about perfect, then felt the need to overdo it.
But I get that, too; to a committed zealot, any point worth making
is worth hammering into the ground.
(Hey! I come not to condemn zeal, but to embrace it!)

update 210628: correspondent BRloved O’Neil’s Question,” but found “Ditko’s [and] Rand’s stuff… a bit childish and idealistic and way too trusting of capitalism.” He points out that “O’Neil was evolving the character and it worked.”

I love Denny O’Neil despite our differences in re his treatment of The Question. To his credit, of course, his treatment DID work, internally. That wasn’t my beef. His masterwork has to be his Batman, and I’m sorry he didn’t enjoy doing Superman, because that stuff was also brilliant. He thought that Superman was too powerful, and therefore too challenging for a writer to creditably challenge the character. It didn’t seem to me that Den actually disliked Superman, just he was lazy, and I respect that. Nevertheless, he did do a better job in the gritty alleyways of Gotham than the sparkling boulevards of Metropolis. O’Neil was best on Bats, but even his “Question” was good. It just wasn’t The Question.

update 230615: correspondent GHexplained it once as Mr. A is The Question before his morning coffee while sitting in traffic, and Rorschach is The Question on LSD coming down after a three day bender.”
That’s too apt to contest. In other views…

update 210629: correspondent BA points out that “the plural of opus is opera” and while I am grateful for the datum, and will take it under advisement, I’m not keen on it. Language evolves in many ways, mostly through (mis)use by the masses, but also occasionally by stubborn pricks like me and Will Shakespeare who seek new ways to bedazzle our readers. Like “hysteria” and “cool”, some words move away from their nascence and embrace new meanings. Be that as it may, I’m still not ready to say that “the media is” or “the united States is” and I’ll probably never give up the simple two syllable word for “data points” nor surrender to the debasement of “privilege.” More to BA‘s point, I think that “opera” should yield to the weight of connotation and confine itself to musical theatre. I’m pushing forward on “opi.”

illustrations by Steve Ditko and Denys Cowan.
The Question™ is the creation of Steve Ditko and is held de jure by
Detective Comics® and Warner Communications®.
Used without permission.

Common Contempt

10 May 2019

Human beings seem to be very fond of criminalizing ridiculous non-crimes. Rather than confess their deep hatred of reason, liberty, and honesty, they endeavor instead to sanctify their bigotry by throwing such incantations as “Sharia Law,” “Mosaic Traditions,” or “Public Order” at them, hoping apparently that the righteous labels might stick to the grimy surfaces of their biases. They are thin disguises that only fool the willingly credulous. Those of us who remain immune to such duplicitous diversions, however, can readily see the nonsense for the fetid fertilizer that it is.

Of all the ridiculous non-crimes that exercise Americans‘ imaginations, perhaps “contempt of Congress” is the most mysterious. What decent honorable human being is NOT contemptuous of these bands of bandits (pick a legislature)?

Contempt for the Congress is so natural and reasonable that it invites a special reversal of Anglo-American jurisprudence. Inspired in part by the Nancy Grace standard, wherein all suspects are to be presumed guilty until proven black or female, the Presumption of Innocence should be provisionally suspended. In the case of Courtiers and Congress-mites, we should all be presumed Contemptuous until proven to be Capo, Stukashi, Snitches, Weasels, or other such sycophants.