1 June 2020
correspondent Wojikumo Joompduv evinces her weariness with the administration, and I don’t blame her. Donald Trump is a putz, but he is a brilliant and talented and amusing putz. At times.
Otherwise, he’s bad, but not as bad as the criminals who preceded him.
Bushbama 43 kills hundreds of thousands. Says “nuke ya lure.”
Bushbama 44 kills hundreds of thousands. Says “yes we can.”
Bushbama 45 kills hundreds. Says mean things.
correspondent Jixum-Vyl Pujjup seems to have difficulty believing it, and wonders “what is wrong with” me, while Woji enquires after MY Bushbama.
I’m not that hard to understand, if you view life through the proper lens. My primary political metric is body count. Dead people make me squeamish, and hundreds of thousands seems worse than only hundreds. I guess “what is wrong” with me are my delicate sensibilities.
On the other hand, if I did have a Bushbama of my own, it would have to be Bubba. Deride him if you like — pot smoker, skirt chaser, draft dodger — THAT’s what I LIKE about him! Unfortunately, he also got into that mass-murder thing (Serbia, Bosnia, Iraq, &c), and that tends to put me off.