6 April 2023
I applaud any performer who can turn his schtick into stacks o’ dough.
If “Let’s Pretend We’re Beer” (Bud Light®) wants to subsidize “Let’s Pretend I’m a Girl” (Dylan Mulvaney®) in return for his endorsement, then I remain uninjured (and uninterested in any beverage with the words “bud” or “light” in its name.) Now I get why Tranheuser-Butsch® is “reaching out” to the “trans community.” Love of alcohol transcends many disparate divisions. But specifically feminine vendors?
Maybe there’s an opportunity here for Magic Myke® Lindell:
“MyTampons® are made from the finest most absorbent Giza Cotton®, from the hot and steamy Giza Valley to your own Brave and Beautiful Barbie Pocket®. MyTampons® are the most comfortable fit imaginable, and if you order now, we’ll throw in free* two MyLyteBeerKoozies®, each embroidered with the images of your favorite trans-activists!”
*Actual baby bedding not available with this offer…
(disclaimer per counselor Kodiap Jizeg)