25 April 2023
I suspect Faux “fired” Carlson the same way the QuikkStopp-by-the-Interstate “fired” me:
“We need you to stop saying — “
“No.”
“But our supporters are — “
“No.”
“But what if we say — “
“No.”
“Look, we really need you to — “
“No.”
“Well, could we get you to sign a resignation?”
“Sure. That wouldn’t be dishonest.”
But shed no tears for Tucker Carl (Marx) son. After enduring the squishie leftie Swampublicans’ Faux Noose, he might breathe a little easier among his fellow nativists and populists at GewsWahx.