11 September 2023
Make a wish and blow down a tower!
You too can take on “The Axis of Evil!”
It’s the most opportune day for the Feds!
For years we’re inviting
A pretext for fighting
To feather our beds!
And it only cost us a mere
Three thousand dead!
(meter stolen from Pola & Wyle)
4 May 1999 — for Eric & Dylan
He’s a thrillin’, chillin’, blood-spillin’ villain,
And you like him a lot, dontcha?
He’s mad and he’s bad and your attitude’s sad,
Cause you think that he’s hot, dontcha?
He’d cut you and rape you,
He’d slice you and scrape you,
He’d film you and shoot you and tape you.
You think he’s a hit with his serrated wit,
You’re a nihilist twit, aintchoo?