“Please, unwrite this song” (13 October 2018)
We got baaaaad lyrics,
It’s a horrible song.
It’s got baaaaad lyrics,
And it goes on too long.
I wish he never ever wrote it at all.
(repeat 8000 times and fade…)
11 November 2018 — These young ladies had an agenda.
They were determined to encounter the members of the ensemble.
They said, “Greetings gentlemen. Let’s engage in coitus.”
Then they proceeded to demolish the innkeeper’s commercial enterprise.
13 January 2019 — Once again just like the last time and once again just like the last time and once again just like the last time and once again just like the last time and
once again just like the last time and once again just like the last time and
once again just like the last time and…
Yeah, repetitious, shall I get shall I get repetitious?
Yeah, repetitious, shall I get shall I get repetitious?
Yeah, repetitious, shall I get shall I get repetitious?
Yeah, repetitious, shall I get shall I …
29 April 2019 — Horrible lyricist, distraught over chronic artistic failure, takes own lie eye eye eye eye eye ife. Leaves note saying, “This is gonna be the last day of my lie eye ife.”
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh.
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