The HERO Act

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Or, take your time and reflect…

No More Income Tax! 

No ten forties, no receipts.  No more late-night ulcer parties.  No more sudden bankruptcies, no more random audits. 

No more heavy-handed Treasury Agents rummaging through your assets! Hold On!  Not.  So.  Fast.

The government is NOT going to do without.

With the passage of the 29th Amendment, streamlining such quaint notions as “due process” and “eminent domain,” the government has found a way to minimize the overall trauma of tax collection and STILL maintain the level of public service to which we had all become accustomed. 

Someone’s gotta pay, and for the sake of the whole…

Suppose The Algorithm picks your town?

The following is an original composition and is the work and property of Greigh Area Associates.

Author’s Introduction: This book is not terribly unique insofar as it is a phoenix.  Much of it grows from the ashes of a previous project that American voters so mercilessly and indifferently sabotaged.  (And why shouldn’t they be indifferent?  They’ve never heard of me.)  The thing is, the Deep State™ had already sketched out much of the plot for “Premium Control Team” for me.  Jebya™ (“Please Clap.”) was supposed to spend eight years appointing compliant leftist tools like John Roberts to the Supreme Court.  Then Lady MacBubba™ (“We came.  We saw.  He died.  Ha ha ha!”) was to reprise his performance for another eight.  By then America might actually have become the living hell of which dystopians can only dream.  (Not that a century of infantilizing commie progressivism hadn’t already given us an unhealthy head start!) 

Donald Trump derailed that vision when he destroyed them both.  As an artist, naturally, I am bitter and disappointed, but as an American and a human being, I am grateful.  But still, even as a frustrated yet hopeful confabulist, I am not completely demoralized.  As of this edition (Autumn 2020) El Donaldo™ seems invigorated and refreshed by his bout with Wuhan Flu™ but appears to have been eclipsed by Obama’s-man-Biden™ at the polls.  However, the Electoral College has yet to weigh in on the issue.  If he is indeed displaced by Kamella deVille™ , it makes little difference.   Trump has already demonstrated that he is as much a cooperative big-spending Demoblican puppet as was Ronald MacReagan™

Yet despair ye not, O Casters of Auguries and Seers of Doom. 
Though things still look pretty grim for the future of America,
the following narrative may not be the only way through.

Yr Obt Svt, Gene Greigh
Lebanon, Cincinnatistan
Federal Dominion of Virginia

This is a work of fiction, and all persons, places, institutions, jurisdictions and Constitutional Amendments described herein are strictly imaginary. Any apparent similarity to actual entities is plausibly deniable.

Herewith, your Table of Contents:

7 Replies to “The HERO Act”

  1. Sorry dude, you may be bitter and disappointed, I am mostly curious where the rest of the text is. I expected so much more than only a preamble with funny names for politicians.

    1. I apologize for my presentational clumsiness. It looks from here that each chapter is linked at the bottom of the screen.

    1. You (and the rest of us) are missing an administrator who understands this website. Somehow or another, probably because I am a thumb-fingered troglodyte (NOT a Luddite, just ignorant and retarded), your message kept itself disguised as “spam” until I tripped over it yesterday. The whole text is no longer available here as I finished editing it months ago, even sabotaged as I was by my own technical and social failings, and is now for sale from me in person at eight bucks a pop or from amazon per their criteria.
      (( see advertisement above?? I have my doubts… ))

  2. Jerry & Joe & Mort, Bob & Bill, Joe & Jack, Will & Jerry, Matt, Stan & Jack & Steve & Roy & Johnny & Tom, Julie & Gardner & John & Carmine & Murphy & Sid, Denny & Neal, Dave, Paul, Alan, Frank, Brian, Howard, and Geoff

    I recognize these names! Well, at least most of them. Let’s see…
    Siegel & Schuster & Weisinger, (not sure about “Bob”), Everett, Simon & Kirby, Eisner & Igers. (not sure about “Matt”), Lee & Kirby & Ditko & Thomas & Romita & Palmer (?) (Tom Palmer is the only Tom I can think of), Schwartz & Fox, & Buscema & Infantino & Anderson & Shores (Syd Shores?), O’Neil & Adams, Sim, Levitz, Moore, Miller, Bolland (or Bendis, for “Brian”), Chaykin and Johns.

    That was fun to decode!

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